Sometimes, when someone I know are all like: "Shiiiit, bro, you gotta listen to this shit, iz sou geewwwdd," I find that, after having heard the song, I blurt out the comment: "Bro, sounds like a porn song."
They always get offended.
What they don't see, is that it isn't a bad thing. Not at all, actually.
You see, I find a big difference between porn songs and porn music.
Porn music is that shit they play in the background of those cheesy porn films - as if to add a bad touch to an even worse plot. Not to mention the saxophone, that seems to be a necessity in crap like that. I don't know why, though. Perhaps some people find that sort of thing smexy. Or something.
What I do know, though, is what porn songs are. Porn songs are that kind of songs that makes you so god fucking euphoric. That kind of songs you listen to as loudly as your ears can take. The kind of songs that takes your breath away so fucking hard, that all you can do is sit back or lie down and close your eyes in this fucking beautiful ecstasy, that somehow courses from your ears to your brain to your whole, numbed body, holy fucking shit. And the end you're left with this odd feeling, no matter how you want to describe it, there is no fucking way you can get this shit to not making you want to fumble yourself, god damn.
Shit, I'm already moist.
